Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
fuckyeahraves: Please keep this number in hand everybody!
If I wake up next year knowing anything about last...
I didn’t do it right. Alcohol.
Reblog with your xScEnEx name.
flatbarnacle: togepenis: would-you-cry-if-i: -twatcl0t: tylerdouglasmonroe: Alliterationis strongly suggested. Tyler Toxic. :X caraxcatastrophe :3 xXxCourtneyChaoticxXx ClAiiRe CaNoPeNeRxXx x$4r4xXx$u!!c!!|)3x John Coore (My name’s John Moore) ohohohoh see what I did there?
I wish the world was flat like the old days Then i could travel just by folding a map No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways There’d be no distance that could hold us back.
must not go on mila kunis kick obsession! @____@
For all you guys that find comedy in liking Justin Beiber and for all you lesser beings that find the latest nigger dance (not racist) cool or even worth notation. Youtube has gotten drunk and accidentally passed out while these two atrocities skull-fucked its eye sockets with razorblades. Is it sad that the only think I took away from this was that his bedazzled shoulder reminds me of...
New Years Eve Conundrum
So I’m supposed to be okay with you dictating who I hang out with on my New Years Eve as if my only option for what to do one such a monumental night lies at your party which is as subtly wedged into my priorities as a sperm whale in my overhead cargo space. It’s like I am an appendage to your will of your life. Do you want an alternate relationship universe where I coexists as...
If I could tell the world just one thing It would be that we’re all OK And not to worry ‘cause worry is wasteful And useless in times like these
Don't chug wine...
it is not conducive to the least embarrassing moment of your life. TRUTH VV a few posts below is too gpoy for the truth! tiy lew ewlkkt vwlyrudyk!
diamondsinmygrill: realfilthy: fuckyeaimcrazy: Put your mouse over this picture. (via -hotanddangerous) OH MY GOD This is me can’t’ing.
I freaking love Hipbones
These pills are fine to pass the time ‘til I find my new drug Then we’ll take our chances We’ll last a month We’ll never speak again How I love being in love.
Thank you Cody. Neener neener Haley and Miranda, I’m enjoying more of your music, how does it make you feel?
How to get over someone:
Kill them on The Sims. winwinwinwinwin